Reality TV

I found this the other day while going through some old files. It seemed like it was maybe relevant at one time, like when Reality TV was kind of new, and the U.S. elections during the unsanctioned war in the Middle East managed to focus on Gay Marriage Bans. Anyway, just pretend it's a few years ago:

Coming This Fall! – a reality show where one of these girls will marry a complete stranger for 1 million dollars.

And Then! – the guy pretends to be gay after he comes out of the closet for 1 million dollars.

Only! – the joke is on him when his new wife reveals herself to be a male actor he has moved in with!

Then! – things heat up when we arrest you for watching same-sex pornography.